Portal Bookends
There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But
you don't necessarily have to read them. Hey, we're just being honest
here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so
high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate.
But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation
poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires.
But
really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job.
Just follow Cave Johnson's voice and you'll be fine, okay? Take these
bookends
($26.99), they'll hold the books up. Why yes, they do look exactly like
a test subject going through a portal on one side and out the portal on
the other. Pretty clever, isn't it? Now let's get you off to your first
testing assignment - I hear you're in the control group.
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Yoda Robe
This
Yoda bathrobe ($58.90) will make you feel just like a Jedi master!`
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Tree Bookcase
Supremely functional, this
tree bookcase ($850) can hold over 100 books and attaches securely to the wall. It also gives your room an extremely nerdy-amazing look.
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Loading Wall Decal
Better than wallpaper, wall stickers are a perfect way to decorate your
room and express yourself. They are a fun, easy and removable decor
solution. Show the geek in you by having this
Loading Sticker ($29.99) decorating your office wall.
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Pi Baking Mold
Calling all nerd bakers! This
Pi Baking Mold
($13.50) will let you make a cake with the mathematical symbol for pi
on top. The usual formula for pi is the ratio of the circumference to
the diameter of a circle, but in this case it's the ratio of awesome to
delicious! Each silicone baking mold is 9" (22.9 cm) in diameter and 2"
(5.1 cm) tall, which is enough information for you to figure the volume!
Show your work. Great for cakes, gelatin and candies.
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R2D2 Tank Top
Be the sexiest Astromech droid in the galaxy when you go in this women's
R2D2 tank top
($23.99)! The tank top is made of 94% cotton and 6% spandex. The front
and back has screenprinted details that look just like R2's body.
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Rocket Tea Infuser
Now you can drink your tea with style with this cool
Rocket tea infuser ($9.95).
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Kissing Elves Salt & Pepper Shakers
Christmas is right around the corner. Are you looking to add a little
bit of naughty and nice to your kitchen table? You need this cute
Kissing Elves Salt & Pepper Shakers ($10.95). This cheerful glazed ceramic set is held together by magnets.
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Science Ice Tray
Are you looking for an ice tray that fits perfectly with your geeky persona? You need the
Cool Science Ice Tray ($5.95). This refreshing ice tray makes ice cubes shaped like math equations.
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Math Clock
Think back to a time when you were a young geek. Sure, you were
brilliant at math, but being asked to solve problems on the
chalkboard... That's the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully, that time is
over... Or is it? The smell of chalk and the feel of the blackboard is
still fresh in your mind. If you close your eyes, you can almost feel
the eyes staring at your back as you labor to engage your brain and
simplify the polynomial. Can you feel your heart beat faster? Are your
hands sweaty? Relax! This is just a clock! This
lovely new timepiece
($24.92) appears to have been hand-written by that evil math teacher we
all had to endure. Each hour is marked by a simple math problem. Solve
it and solve the riddle of time.
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No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer T-shirt
The geekiest
T-shirt ($24.99) in town.
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Trooper Hoodie
Now you can look cool and get warm wearing the
Star Wars Men's I am a Trooper Fleece Hoodie ($69.99).
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