Eat cat food
"I will eat a handful of dry cat food for $5. For just one extra gig, I
will eat two tablespoons of wet cat food. I will record the entire
thing, and can even do it live on Skype. The recording will be on my
webcam. For another gig, I can record it in high resolution."
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Flirt with your boyfriend or husband to see if they are committed
"I will flirt or hit on your boyfriend, husband, (or girlfriend) to see
if they are committed and faithful. If you suspect something, find out
the truth. This way you don't have to spend heaps hiring a PI or
snooping around."
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Write messages on lips and take photos
"I am a lip model with very desirable lips :) Maximum of 2 words: one on
top, one on bottom. I will write your message on my lips then take
pictures! I guarantee my text will be legible and clearer than my
competitors! Writing is in Black. Thank you. PS: Lip ring is optional!"
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Let you verbally abuse me
"Your boss got you upset? Can't stand something your spouse did? Want to
cuss-out your little-old granny? Here's your chance to express your
thoughts in the most vulgar, nasty, and unapologetic way possible. Hit
me where it hurts as I imitate your nemesis for five minutes over the
phone."
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Fill shoes with ketchup or mustard and wear them for 5 minutes
"I am willing to dump ketchup in my shoes (Air Force ones) and wear them
around for five minutes (doing whatever moves you think I could do).
Maybe mustard is more your style. It's your choice."
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Say anything as Harry Potter
"Do you like Harry Potter? Well now, the boy wizard will say absolutely
anything for up to 30 seconds for $5! It's that simple! This British
wizard has no problem saying anything rude or outrageous, it's all just
magical to him! SO ORDER NOW! :D "
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Put a curse on someone
"You hate your boss? Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you? Some
idiot stole something from you? Put a curse on them! Best anger
management ever! Plus it really works, so what are you waiting for?"
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Let you watch my friend slap me
"I will allow my friend to slap me. You choose how hard the slap will be from a scale of 1-10 and then he will slap me."
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Do jumping jacks or dance in my chicken outfit
"Top Rated Seller will do jumping jacks or dance while wearing a crazy chicken suit."
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Post videos of my piranhas tearing apart anything you ask for
"I have 3 pirahnas that will eat anything that you put in their tank.
For 5$, you can tell me what you want me to give them and I'll do it."
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Promote your product, service, event, or announcement as a preacher
"Let me make a one minute long video for you that will announce your
event, store, product, etc, in a fun way....as a Televangelist/Preacher.
I draw out the words as a preacher, so as to give that famous diction
we all love to hate. Nothing irreverent is produced, please. I can
refuse any assignment. I will wear a white dress shirt with a dark coat
that looks professional."
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Write the message of your choice in alphabetti spaghetti on toast,
photograph it and email you the jpg image for you to use as you wish
"Do you have something you want to say in a different and unique way?
Tell me the message & I'll spell it out for you then email you the
photo. PLEASE try to keep the words short enough to fit on a slice of
toast – 10 characters are about the most that fit before it starts to
look messy! "
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